WikiLoop
WikiLoop is the reference companion to The Loop, covering the entities, organizations, phenomena, and individuals that have been formally documented in Loop reporting.
WikiLoop entries are written in the encyclopedic tradition and are fully sourced, primarily from documents obtained via FOIA request, leaked internal memos, and OCI reports marked Classified / TS/SCI/OCCULT.
Entries are added as subjects are introduced in Loop reporting.
WikiLoop does not editorialize. It simply records what is already a matter of public record, to the extent that any of this is a matter of public record, which officially it is not.
For the news publication this reference accompanies, see The Loop.
For a list of all Loop articles, see the archive.
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Entities Index
All entities that have been formally introduced in Loop reporting. Entries with a live link have a WikiLoop article. Entries without a link are documented in the universe ledger but do not yet have a full article: see the talk page for status.
People & Operators
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Glorpnik-7: 4-inch extraterrestrial operator (Zyx Hegemony); has piloted MC-1984-KY since 1984. Currently unserviced.
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Merlin (ret.): Appears in OCI budget documents as "consultant emeritus." Also appears in San Francisco city budget documents. Never described further.
Organizations
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Office of Occult Counterintelligence (OCI): Classified division of the ODNI. Est. 1991. Employs 12 licensed warlocks and one consultant emeritus listed only as "Merlin (ret.)"
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Alien Supplant Technical Assistance Division (ASTAD): Provided IT support to ~23 extraterrestrial Congressional operators. Eliminated by DOGE, March 2026. Budget line: "Misc. Cranial Infrastructure: Nonessential."
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Zyx Hegemony: Extraterrestrial government. Supplies operators to staff Congressional vessels. Has described itself as "a very good partner to Earth for seven decades."
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San Francisco Lizard Council: Has operated continuously for ~40,000 years. Owns the Pacific Ocean. Never issues public statements. Never has. That is rather the point.
Phenomena & Artifacts
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Trump Horcruxes: A set of physical objects, architectural projects, and digital platforms in which President Donald J. Trump is believed to have concealed fragments of his soul. Classified TS/SCI/OCCULT. Tracked under OCI Internal Report 2026-OCCULT-7.
The following Loop articles contain primary sourcing for WikiLoop entries.
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